Alexis Johnson

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4lungboy:

kegelking:

fuks:

egg frozen in ice

Look like a titty

u ever seen a titty son

'I’m comfortable improving, more so than having lines I think'.

(Source: holland-roden, via halesyeah)

raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

(Source: goldicrocs, via orgasm)

bigstupidbaby:

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could of handled the situation better 

(via orgasm)

memyselfandhate:

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

what

(via orgasm)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

(via orgasm)

1itsirrelephant8:

queenofhetalia:

I didn’t wanna do my geo hw so I stitched this cracker to the arm of the couch

Seems reasonable

(via breadonly)

dvnity:

▲ vintage

thatsmoderatelyraven:

i bet people dont understand that im joking 800% of the time

(via heymarinaa)